jokes of the day: (omg so wei-ge. if u read his blog, everytime same pattern one)

bunny: when ur wanna shop? i wan to use up my taka voucher.
bear: u gif me i help u use la.
bunny: why not i sell u. $130 voucher for $100 cash (=
bear: okay, erm don wan la.
ebi: we going to shop either bugis or orchard.
bunny: go orchard la, else i cant go. must use taka voucher.
bear: go downstair use la!
bunny: *shock* ??? downstair got taka meh? only got tangs lo.
bear: er. erm. opps. ya tangs.
bunny: vivo got taka ar?
hahahahahaha.

bear: wah u c alex, pregnant.
bunny: haa beer belly!
ebi: eh what ur laughing.
bunny: saying alex pregnant la. beer belly can cure one or not ar?
bear: can... use needle and poke.
bunny: ?? poke? then squeeze the pus like pimple ar? so beer belly is a huge pimple? wahahahaha, so fats also can la. like that this whole no fatty liao. so neh neh also can ar? coz *someone* always say her neh neh big and small. poke it to balance.
then it just goes on talking about such nonsense and bra cups. lolx!

me in SMU hoodie!